Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
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What a way to spend an afternoon. Forlorn.
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#sun #light #traffic #stopped #surgery #dad #love #hope
Sunsets and warmth.
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#sunset #alfred #spring #evening #light #hope
(at Alfred, New York)
May you pick up your tea when it’s exactly the right temperature, and may you happen to glance out the window when the light is just how you like it.
(via bl-ossomed)
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.
Turkish Proverb (via catic)
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
*mic-drop*
Barbara Tuchman says the widespread apparently juvenile behavior of medieval Europe should be considered in light of the fact that most of active society was in fact people in their teens and twenties
Which on the one hand is like one of those things that’s obvious once it’s pointed out
But also its funny to think there was a whole historians’ tradition of being like “why were medieval kings so overemotional” until Tuchman clears her throat and goes… “Ahem… Have you ever met an eighteen year old boy” and then everyone’s like “oooooh”
oh my god
Depth and reflection: things people lack and need to do.
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#columbusohio #columbus #ohio #city #urban #night #nightlife #tacos #friend #fun #travel #newhome #sky #sunset #reflection #water #river (at Columbus, Ohio)
The Court House in a town I will only live one month.
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#newark #newarkohio #ohio #columbus #court #courthouse #law #legal #usa #job #summer #summerwork (at Newark, Ohio)
Happy Taco Food Truck Day, from Columbus, Ohio! Brought to you by Coca Cola, made in Mexico.
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#coke #cocacola #cola #friends #goodtimes #clink #fizz #pop #soda #city #urban #ohio #columbus #columbusohio #saturdaynight #sunset #downtown #foodtrucks #food #tacos #river (at Genoa Park)